~Fishing Sayings~

 

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office !

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A fisherman is a jerk on one end ofthe line

waiting for a jerk on the other.

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A reel expert can tackle anything.

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A woman who has never seen her husband fishing,

doesn't know what a patient man she married !

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NEW !!

ALL I NEED TO KNOW FROM LIFE

I LEARNED FROM FISHING:

1. There is no such thing as too much equipment.

2. When in doubt, exaggerate. ................

3. Even the best lines get weak afterthey have been used a few times.

4. Sometimes you really have to squirm to get off the hook.

5. The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.

6. Good things come to those who wade.

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An old fisherman lives here...with the catch of his life.

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Bait Sold Here

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Born to Fish...Forced to Work !

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Caution: there's something fishy about this fella...

(I saw this on a barn wood sign depicting a fisherman)

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Early to bed...early to rise...fish all day...make up lies.

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Early to bed

Early to rise

Fish all day

Tell big lies

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Fish or cut bait...!

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Fish stories told here....some true!!!

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Fish tales told here.

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Fish tremble at the sound of my name.

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Fisherman's Prayer

Lord help me to catch

a fish so large

that even I in the tell of it

never need to lie...

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Fishy, fishy in the brook,

Papa catch him on a hook,

Mama fry him in a pan,

Baby eat him like a man.

(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan giftshop)

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Fishing isn't a matter of life and death....

It's much more important.

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Give a man a fish

and he will eat for a day...

Teach a man to fish

and he will sit in a boat

and drink beer all day...

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day...

Teach a man to fish, you get rid of him for the weekend.

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Gone Fishin'....be back dark-thirty!

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Good things come to those who bait.

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Here...fishy...fishy...fishy !!

(I saw this saying on a t-shirt)

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Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.

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Hooked on Fishing !!

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I don't exaggerate...I just remember BIG !!!

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I only fish on days that end in "Y"...

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If people concentrated on the REALLY important things in life....

there would be a shortage of fishing poles !

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If the hat is missin'....I've gone fishin'

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If this hats missin' ....I've gone fishin'

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If wishes were fishes, we'd have a fish fry.

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Lure the Best !!

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Men and fish are alike....

they both get into trouble

when they open their mouths.

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Old fishermen never die, they just smell like they did !

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Old Fisherman never die, they just smell that way!

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Tall fish tales told here.

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The Fish Story he Never tells...

(I saw this on a sign with a mixed-up jumble of fishing tackle)

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There's a fine line between fishing....

and standing on the shore like an idiot!

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To fish or not to fish...

NOT TO FISH ??

Yea...like that's even an option !

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WELCOME FISHERMEN:

Landlubbers by Appointment !!

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When in doubt...exaggerate !!

(saw this on a sign with a picture of a "big" fish)

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Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...

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Wishin' I was fishin'

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YOU CAN SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS BY

THE SIZE OF THEIR RODS

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HAIRDOO ~~~~BY BOAT

 

FISHERMAN HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE DO

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RULE #1 NEVER TO~~~~UCH MY TACKLE

 

FEAR NO FISH

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A MAN AND HIS BOAT DO NOT NEED TO BE JUSTIFIED

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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

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I ALWAYS CARRY A STIFF ROD

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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GO FISHING

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SALMON-THE OTHER PINK MEAT

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AMERICAN BY BIRTH-FISHERMAN BY CHOICE

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I’VE SPENT MY HOLE LIFE FISHING IN THE WRONG HOLE

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FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S AWAY OF LIFE

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COULD YOU FISH ANY BETTER IF THAT POLE WAS UP YOUR ASS?

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THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL CATCH A FISH IS IF

SOMEONE THROWS IT AT YOU

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A DAY WITHOUT FISHING IS LIKE A DAY WITHTOUT SUNSHINE

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FISH HARD-YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE

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FISHERMAN’S RULER

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FISH ‘TILL YOU PUKE

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I STARTED THE DAY WITH NO FISH AND I STILL HAVE PLENTY LEFT

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FISH-A-HOLIC

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WILL WORK FOR FISH

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EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE-FISH ALL DAY AND MAKE UP LIES

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LIVE BAIT (THE BIGGEST FISH YOU WILL HANDLE ALL DAY)

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IF FISHING IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT TO BE RIGHT

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BIG FISH ARE JUST LIKE WOMEN-THEY’LL TAKE YOU

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HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER

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WELL THIS DAY WAS A WAIST OF BAIT

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I’M A MAN OF FEW WORDS-LET’SFISH

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FISHING INSTRUCTOR-WOMEN ONLY-FIRST WORM FREE

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SORRY I’M LATE, BUT FISHING TAKES A LOT OF TIME

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GEE THAT’S A SWELL FISH YOU CAUGHT-

COULD I USE I~~~~T FOR BAIT?

 

ABCDEatFISH

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HAPPINESS IS A BIG TUNA

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I GOT THIS BOAT FOR MY WIFE-GOOD TRADE

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IN A BOAT IS THE PLACE I WANT TO BE-

ALWAYS FISHING IS THE LIFE FOR ME

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LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO FISH WITHOUT BEER

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IF YOU CAN’T FISH WITH THE BIG BOYS
KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE DOCK

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IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH, EAT IT

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SHUT UP AND FISH

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LIVE TO FISH, FISH TO LIVE

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EAT-SLEEP-BREATHE FISH

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I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT SOMETIMES

SHE LET’S ME GO FISHING

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WOMEN WANT ME- FISH FEAR ME

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WORK IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON’T FISH

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STOP BITCHIN AND START FISHIN

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HAVE ROD WILL USE IT

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A FISH WOULDN’T GET CAUGHT IF IT KEPT IT’S MOUTH SHUT

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THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A SMALL MOUTH ON A STIFF ROD

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I FISH THERE FORE I LIE

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I SUPPORT CATCH AND EAT

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SO MANY FISH-SO LITTLE TIME

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I FEAR NO FISH

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A DAVE OHRTMAN SITE