~Fishing Sayings~ A bad day of fishing is still betterthan a good day at the office !~~~A fisherman is a jerk on one end ofthe linewaiting for a jerk on the other.~~~A reel expert can tackle anything.~~~A woman who has never seen her husbandfishing,doesn't know what a patient man shemarried !~~~NEW !!ALL I NEED TO KNOW FROM LIFEI LEARNED FROM FISHING:1. There is no such thing as too muchequipment.2. When in doubt, exaggerate. ................3. Even the best lines get weak afterthey have been used a few times.4. Sometimes you really have to squirmto get off the hook.5. The fishing is always better onthe other side of the lake.6. Good things come to those who wade.~~~ An old fisherman lives here...withthe catch of his life.~~~~Bait Sold Here~~~~Born to Fish...Forced to Work !~~~~Caution: there's something fishy aboutthis fella...(I saw this on a barn wood sign depictinga fisherman)~~~~Early to bed...early to rise...fishall day...make up lies.~~~Early to bedEarly to riseFish all dayTell big lies~~~Fish or cut bait...!~~~~Fish stories told here....some true!!!~~~~Fish tales told here.~~~~Fish tremble at the sound of my name.~~~Fisherman's PrayerLord help me to catcha fish so largethat even I in the tell of itnever need to lie...~~~Fishy, fishy in the brook,Papa catch him on a hook,Mama fry him in a pan,Baby eat him like a man.(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan giftshop)~~~Fishing isn't a matter of life anddeath....It's much more important.~~~Give a man a fishand he will eat for a day...Teach a man to fishand he will sit in a boatand drink beer all day...~~~Give a man a fish, feed him for a day...Teach a man to fish, you get rid ofhim for the weekend.~~~Gone Fishin'....be back dark-thirty!~~~~Good things come to those who bait.~~~~Here...fishy...fishy...fishy !!(I saw this saying on a t-shirt)~~~~Here lives a grouchy old fishermanand the catch of his life.~~~~Hooked on Fishing !!~~~~I don't exaggerate...I just rememberBIG !!!~~~~I only fish on days that end in "Y"...~~~If people concentrated on the REALLYimportant things in life....there would be a shortage of fishingpoles !~~~If the hat is missin'....I've gonefishin'~~~~If this hats missin' ....I've gonefishin'~~~~If wishes were fishes, we'd have afish fry.~~~~Lure the Best !!~~~Men and fish are alike....they both get into troublewhen they open their mouths.~~~Old fishermen never die, they justsmell like they did !~~~~Old Fisherman never die, they justsmell that way!~~~~Tall fish tales told here.~~~~The Fish Story he Never tells...(I saw this on a sign with a mixed-upjumble of fishing tackle)~~~There's a fine line between fishing....and standing on the shore like an idiot!~~~To fish or not to fish...NOT TO FISH ??Yea...like that's even an option !~~~WELCOME FISHERMEN:Landlubbers by Appointment !!~~~When in doubt...exaggerate !!(saw this on a sign with a pictureof a "big" fish)~~~~Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...~~~~Wishin' I was fishin' ~~~~YOU CAN SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYSBY THE SIZE OF THEIR RODS ~~~~HAIRDOO ~~~~BY BOAT FISHERMAN HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLEDO~~~~RULE #1 NEVER TO~~~~UCH MY TACKLE FEAR NO FISH~~~~A MAN AND HIS BOAT DO NOT NEED TO BEJUSTIFIED~~~~CATCH ME IF YOU CAN~~~~I ALWAYS CARRY A STIFF ROD~~~~WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGHGO FISHING~~~~SALMON-THE OTHER PINK MEAT~~~~AMERICAN BY BIRTH-FISHERMAN BY CHOICE~~~~I’VE SPENT MY HOLE LIFE FISHINGIN THE WRONG HOLE~~~~FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S AWAY OF LIFE~~~~COULD YOU FISH ANY BETTER IF THAT POLEWAS UP YOUR ASS?~~~~THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL CATCH A FISHIS IF SOMEONE THROWS IT AT YOU~~~~A DAY WITHOUT FISHING IS LIKE A DAYWITHTOUT SUNSHINE~~~~FISH HARD-YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE~~~~FISHERMAN’S RULER~~~~FISH ‘TILL YOU PUKE~~~~I STARTED THE DAY WITH NO FISH ANDI STILL HAVE PLENTY LEFT~~~~FISHAHOLIC~~~~WILL WORK FOR FISH~~~~EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE-FISH ALLDAY AND MAKE UP LIES~~~~LIVE BAIT (THE BIGGEST FISH YOU WILLHANDLE ALL DAY)~~~~IF FISHING IS WRONG, I DON’T WANTTO BE RIGHT~~~~BIG FISH ARE JUST LIKE WOMEN-THEY’LLTAKE YOU~~~~HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER~~~~WELL THIS DAY WAS A WAIST OF BAIT~~~~I WENT FISHING WITH MY WIFE ONCE-SHETURNED OUT TO BE~~~~I’M A MAN OF FEW WORDS-LET’SFISH~~~~FISHING INSTRUCTOR-WOMEN ONLY-FIRSTWORM FREE~~~~SORRY I’M LATE, BUT FISHING TAKESA LOT OF TIME~~~~GEE THAT’S A SWELL FISH YOU CAUGHT- COULD I USE I~~~~T FOR BAIT? ABCDEatFISH~~~~HAPPINESS IS A BIG TUNA~~~~I GOT THIS BOAT FOR MY WIFE-GOOD TRADE~~~~IN A BOAT IS THE PLACE I WANT TO BE-ALWAYS FISHING IS THE LIFE FOR ME~~~~LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO FISH WITHOUTBEER~~~~IF YOU CAN’T FISH WITH THE BIGBOYS
KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE DOCK~~~~IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH, EAT IT~~~~SHUT UP AND FISH~~~~LIVE TO FISH, FISH TO LIVE~~~~EAT-SLEEP-BREATHE FISH~~~~I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT SOMETIMES SHE LET’S ME GO FISHING~~~~WOMEN WANT ME- FISH FEAR ME~~~~WORK IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON’TFISH~~~~STOP BITCHIN AND START FISHIN~~~~HAVE ROD WILL USE IT~~~~OLD FISHERMAN NEVER DIE, THEY JUSTSMELL THAT WAY~~~~A FISH WOULDN’T GET CAUGHT IFIT KEPT IT’S MOUTH SHUT~~~~THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A SMALL MOUTHON A STIFF ROD~~~~I FISH THEREFORE I LIE~~~~I SUPPORT CATCH AND EAT~~~~SO MANY FISH-SO LITTLE TIME~~~~I FEAR NO FISH~~~~A DAVE OHRTMAN SITE